Taxpayers are funding the purchase of pornography for sperm donors, screams The Sun, with its usual tone of faux outrage (remember, this is the newspaper that invented Page 3).
According to other reports, men who come in for sperm donation are routinely provided with "porn magazines, a cup of tea and a biscuit".
But this misses the most important question...
...What kind of tea, precisely? Earl Grey is one thing, but in my opinion Assam is a perversion of all things holy.